Hats: Hey you two! Just got a text from Summer, she's got an emergency C-section to do, so she won't be home for a while. So what say we crack open a case of twinks and jerk off together?
Jake: Sure! You up for it?
Lake: Yeah! We gonna do like another contest?
Hats: Naw! Just your basic hanging out, shootin' the shit, friend type stuff, just with no pants and more orgasms!
Lake: Awesome, I'm in! Just let me get my dildo!
Hats: Ooh! Steppin' up to level two right of the bat, eh! I like the way you think!
Lake: Oh, uh, no, actually using a dildo is my preferred method of getting myself off.
Hats: Oh really?
Lake: Yeah, it just feels more right, you know? Lets me forget my anatomy, feel more feminine, ya know? And frankly, it's also just more pleasurable!
Hats: Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Hats: Oh jeez, I must've really put you in a corner on New Year's! I'm sorry!
Lake: No no, it's totally okay! Just because I prefer the dildo doesn't mean I don't ever touch my dick. It's a dick, it feels good when it gets touched--I can't help that! And let's face it, a dildo up the butt isn't always feasible; with my sex drive, I'd go crazy if I didn't jerk off like a guy.
Hats: Oh, phew! Glad to hear that!
Lake: Yeah, it's basically a love/hate relationship. But actually, New Year's was really amazing, thanks to your edging rules!
Hats: Oh yeah?
Lake: Yeah! I actually have a bit of a problem with cumming too fast when I touch my dick--well, when anything touches it, really! That's another reason I prefer the dildo--lets me build up slow, really feel it all over! But since that was off the table for the contest, I really had to buckle down and concentrate to stay in the game! And even though I came first, it was a personal best by far--both in time and in pleasure!
Hats: Yeah?!
Lake: Hell yeah! Best dick-only orgasm ever! Seriously!
Hats: So you don't touch your dick at all when you're dildoing?
Lake: Nope.
Hats: Just right at the end so you can cum, eh?
Lake: Oh no, not even then.
Hats: No? Well . . . how . . . do you cum then?
Lake: Well I'm typically working my ass pretty hard at that point. It just builds up until I tip over the edge. Is . . . it not like that for you?
Hats: No! If my clit's not in play, I'm basically stuck!
Lake: Really? I thought bio-girls could have clitoral and vaginal orgasms.
Hats: Well not me! I mean, I guess maybe I've come close vaginally before? But regardless, I've never cum from anal alone! It's more of an enhancer, a different spice, MSG, but the clit is still the base stock!
Lake: Oh. Well, uh, not for me!
Hats: Damn, girl.
Hats: Sooo, can you show me?
Lake: Hell yeah!
Lake: Well sure! But it'll probably take a while!
Hats: I can wait!
Dildoing.
Lake: Mmmmn.
Lake: Ohhhh.
Hats starts shlicking.
Hats: Oh yeah.
Lake: Hhhnnn. Hnnnnn hnnnnn hnnnnnnn!
Hats: You getting close?
Lake: Ohhhh allllmost . . .
Jake: UHHHN!!!
Jake cums, shooting in from offscreen. Pan over to see him cumming hands-free as well.
Hats: What the?
Jake: Huhhh!! UHhhhn! Huuuuh!!! Hooo! HuhhH!! Unnn!
Hats: Jeezus dude!
Jake: That was, uh, kinda super hot, I guess!
Hats: Can everyone cum hands-free but me?
