S: So you finally fucked Lake, eh?

H: Yep! 

S: Took you long enough. 

H: The scene drops tomorrow! Want a lil sneak peek?

S: No thanks! Watching her fuck on video is a level of family weirdness I'm not prepared to contemplate. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the rest of those fuckers having a fucking family gangbang! 

H: I know! They could have tipped me off at least! That would've made an awesome scene!

S: I'm going to forget you just said that.

S: But apart from that, I thought you weren't supposed to interact with any penises on camera ever again?

H: Well I didn't though! It was strictly pegging! I never touched her dick. I mean, I guess I fingered her ass a bit to warm it up for the Eigendildo, but that was as close as I got. I made sure to keep away from it!

S: You think they'll buy that?

H: What, you think they're out to get me? Watching everything I make, keeping an eye out for stray cocks to come flying in from off camera?

S: Not exactly, but they seemed to be pretty serious about the whole thing. A million bucks is a million bucks, after all.

S: Well even if they are watching my every move, there's nothing for them to complain about! Like I said, the only dick I touched was made of silicone.

H: Yeah, you're probably right. 

H: THEY'RE FUCKING SUING ME?!???!!!?!?