Vikki is on a date
Date: Oh wow, that's a fancy, uh, leg there!
Vikki: Thanks! I'm trying out some new bling on it. You like?
Date: Yeah! That's pretty wild!
Date: So, uh, is it too forward if I ask, uh, how you, uh, . . .
Vikki: Lost my leg? Hell no! But are you sure you're ready for the story?
Date: Oh shit! Did something crazy happen?
Vikki: Oh, not too crazy. Pretty standard cliffdiving accident.
Date: Holy shit! Really?
Vikki:
Hell yeah! It was in the semifinals of a competition, and just when I
jumped, there was a bad gust of wind that sent me right into . . .
New date on a different day
Vikki: . . . a jagged rock snagged his pack. I had to rappel down to cut him loose.
Date 2: Whoa.
Vikki:
I just barely got him free when a rockslide started just above us! We
managed to slide off to the side, but right at the end, a razor sharp
chunk sliced right into my leg! I don't know how I found the strength to
climb back up, but it took so long, that when I got there . . .
New date
Vikki: . . . the police refused to do anything! So I decided to infiltrate the gang myself.
Date 3: No way.
Vikki: Oh sim!
I got real close to the boss, and he told me enough dirt to bury the
whole organization! But when I went to the federales, they said they
needed it on tape, so I went back in with a wire. Bad idea.
Date 3: No waay!
Vikki: Yeah, I should have known better when I saw his katana collection! But in the end, the SWAT team shot him and I got . . .
New date
Vikki: . . . to take part of an experimental cybernetic implant study.
Date 4: Wait, you had it removed it on purpose??
Vikki:
Oh, no no! It just started as a synthetic muscle replacement. It worked
really well at first, but it turns out they never tested how it reacted
to the presence of microwaves!
Date 4: Oh no! Did it . . .
Vikki: Sim. Kablam--
Date 4: Fuck!
New date
Vikki:
--mmo!! I was on the ropes, but I knew I could just get in one last
kick. So I used all my strength and spun around in the sweetest
roundhouse kick I'd ever done! Knocked that mother clean out! But it was
such a hard hit, it snapped my femur right in half!
Date 5: Jeezus! Jeezus, really?
Vikki: What, you think I'd lie just to impress you?
