Hats: Mmmm. Mmmorning class.

Student 1: Dr. Winters, are you okay? You look exhausted!

Hats: Mmm. Yup. Didn't sleep too well. Lawsuit--uh, not lawsuit-related. But I'm okay. Just gotta let the . . . mmmm . . . coffee work it's . . . mmmagic . . .

Hats: Hahhh. Okay. Okay here we go class. Today we're going to derive the formula for the area of a circle, and see how it relates to the circumference! To start, let's draw a circle of radius r. How can we find the area of this circle? Any ideas?

Hats: . . . Oh come on! Don't be shy! I know you all know what the area of a circle is!

Student 2: Uhhh, Dr. Winters? This is the "Porn and Society" class! We're supposed to be talking about. . . uhh, cumshots today.

Hats: Huhh?! OH. Oh shit! Sorry! Fuck. You're right! Sorry, I thought this was Calculus 101! Shit. Though I suppose it's better I mistook this class for the math class, rather than the other way around . . . That would have been . . .  messy . . .