Summer: Please tell me Skyy isn't the father. 

Shay: No, we always use condoms. 

Summer: Phew.

Shay: Tho I use condoms with everyone, so one of them had to have failed at some point!

Summer: Just how many people have you been fucking, Shay?

Shay: Just one guy from work! I mean, apart from all your brothers, of course. 

Summer: . . . All my . . . ?

Shay: Oh, doodlebugs, I shouldn't have said that! But don't get upset! I just like your brothers is all! A lot! I mean, I can't really choose between them, actually! So I kind of had them over all at once, and we had a little tiny, you know, orgy! But we definitely used condoms Summer, so don't worry! It's probably not one of them!

Summer faints.

Shay: Summer! Oh no! Nurse! Help, nuuuurse!