Hats: Hello, Britt-fans of Internet land! Ready for another exciting live show? Well, if you're not, you may want to start now, because I've got something special to show you all that I've been working on for a while now!

Hats: Ta da! Presenting the OuiFuck! That's "O-U-I Fuck", please note! I don't know why you might think it would be spelled differently! But yes, this lovely contraption is indeed controlled remotely with this generic and not-at-all brand-name accelerometer and gyroscope equipped wireless control device!

Hats: Yes, though trolls have been telling us all to do so for years and years, it seemed about time that I actually did something about it: so today, I shall finally be able go and fuck myself! Now frankly, I kinda want to give you a rundown of the very excellent control system I've been busy developing over the past few months, but I can feel through the ethernet that the villagers may revolt if I keep on talking too long! So enough chit-chat! I'm sure you're as eager to see the test run as I am to be in it! So let's get in position, and get to the action!

Hats: Woo! Here we go!
She starts poking, but the dildo keeps glancing off to one side of her butt or the other.
Hats: Hah, just bear with me here. Technical difficulties, you know. Almost. Shit. Oh come on! Dammit! Shit! If I keep up like this, it's going to take all night to cum yet again!