Summer: Hey, are you guys watching porn?

Hats: Oh! Summer! Yeah, sorry, were we being too loud?

Summer: No, no, don't stop. I was just wondering, umm, could I watch with you?

Jake: What, really?

Summer: Yeah! Come on, I promise I'm old enough.

Hats: Um, you do know we're watching, well, gay porn, right? Gay male porn? As in, no women to be found anywhere within?

Summer: Yeah, knowing you two, I figured as much. 

Jake: And you still want to watch?

Summer: Yeah. Why not? I'm a big girl, I can handle it.

Hats: Well, we're both going to be jerking off. It doesn't seem like something that you'd be able to rub one out to.

Summer: Well, yeah, probably not, but who knows!? Even if it doesn't do anything for me, I'm still curious. See how the other side lives and whatnot. 

Jake: It won't be too weird for you, sitting here just watching while, uh, we're wanking?

Summer: No weirder than all the other weird shit you weirdos do! Come on! Bring on the cocks!

Hats: Okay, okay! But you have to get naked too. Rules for porn watching.

Summer: Woo hoo!

Summer sits between them, watching while they wank. 

Summer: Holy shit that guy's hairy! Are most guys like that!?

Jake: No, that dude is definitely a sasquatch. But hairless is just as rare.

Summer: Wow, really? Damn.

Summer: What is with that guy's dick? Isn't it supposed to be hard? I thought a boner was supposed to be, well, bone-like. 

Jake: Yeah, but sometimes it's really hard, er, challenging to keep it hard. That guy's in a really awkward position, so he needs blood flow in his limbs to keep his balance. Not like he can just tell his brain to be sure to hold back enough to fill his dick.

Summer: True, true. Plus, he'd need like a pint to fill that thing up. He'd have to be asleep to have that much to spare!

Hats: Hey, can we just watch for a while?

Summer: Dude, does that guy just have one testicle?

Jake: Uhh, probably not?

Summer: But look, it's just one big ball under his dick! That can't possibly be normal!

Jake: No, no, his scrotum is just contracted. Plus it looks kinda small to begin with, so his balls are probably just filling it up completely, making it look like one big ball. 

Summer: Weird! Tho I guess I kinda remember something about that from anatomy class. Temperature control, right?

Jake: Yeah, I guess. Look, my balls are kinda doing it a little now too. 

Summer: What, really? Lemme see.

Hats: Oh my fucking god! Will you just shut up already? I know this is like the first time you've ever seen a ding dong, but some of us are trying to cum here!

Summer: Jeez! All right, all right already! Just a little commentary! Not like Jake's having any problems!

Hats: Yes he is! He keeps having to explain to you what most girls find out in their teens!

Jake cums.

Jake: Hnnngh!

Summer: Whaholy shit! I don't think he had any problems whatsoever!

Hats: Dude! What the fuck! Were you getting off on that?

Jake: Mhhhfhh! Made me focus on --Hnnn!--the details!