Hats: Merry Sex-mas, Brit-keteers! A new year is nearly upon us, so what better present to get for my adoring fans than the gift of fitness! So get ready for some naked yoga!. And to help me out, please welcome my lovely sex-sistant, Liz!
Summer: Alizarin!
Hats: Right! Ready? Let's get to it!
Hats: First is the Sitting-on-a-Dildo pose!
Summer: "Sitting-on-a-Dildo"?
Hats: Sexy yoga comes with sexy names!
Summer: Ah, of course, of course.
Hats: The Horny-Mantis pose!
Summer: Horny mantis?
Hats: Renaming rights are reserved for pose masters! Tighten those angles, grasshopper!
Hats: Titty-Thruster! Pull those arms behind you and stick that chest out!
Hats: The Oral-Sex-Backbend! Just imagine your favorite naughty bits hovering just above your face! Reach for them!
Hats: Doggy-style, 2.0!
Hats: Then roll 180 for the Reverse-Doggy-Style!
Hats: Piledriver-Practice!
Summer: Huhhh. Uhh. . .
Hats: The Oral-Sex-Handstand! Raise your own naughty bits up high for easy access! Though it can be tricky to maintain while being eaten out!
Hats: And for real pros, the Sex-Pretzel!
Summer: Show-off.
