Lake: Hats, is this too slutty for a work presentation? 

Hats: What? No, no! Not at all! Well, depends on what kind of presentation it is. May not be slutty enough for my class, for instance, ha ha!

Hats: But slutty or no, you look fucking amazing, Lake!

Lake: Really? I wasn't sure I could pull this off.

Hats: Hell yeah! That's a dope skirt! I want one!

Lake: Ha ha! You really like it?

Hats: Shit yeah. It's so tight, but you're moving effortlessly, it's like an extension of your skin!

Lake: Hahah wow.

Hats: Damn, it's like, perfectly smooth too! Uh, if you don't mind me asking, how, uh, how do you keep your dick from showing?

Lake: Oh, I just tuck it between my legs. Usually I just use some tight undies to keep it in place, but when I'm dressing for effect like today, I actually tape it up, just to keep it more secure.

Hats: Oh. But what about your balls? Don't they get in the way?

Lake: Oh, no, I just push them back up inside my abdomen. Keeps them safe and out of the way!

Hats: . . . I'm sorry, what??

Lake: Uh, I push them back up--

Hats: THEY CAN DO THAT??

Lake: Uh, yeah! There's a little canal there for each one! 

Hats: I NEVER KNEW THAT!!

Lake: Well they have to connect up to the urethra somehow! Turns out it's big enough to hold the whole testicle, so ya just pop 'em in!

Hats: YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME!

Lake: Uhh, but I'm all taped up already . . . and gotta get to work!

Hats: Fuck! Where's Jake??