Summer: Shay is pregnant. Pregnant! And she had sex with ALL FIVE of my brothers. ALL FIVE!! In a fucking gangbang! One of them is probably the father! Fuck!
Hill: Okay, don't get so worked up, Summer. Let's talk this through, okay?
Summer: Okay! Okay. Okay. Right. Okay.
Hill: Now, this is definitely an unusual situation to say the least, but it doesn't sound like you're directly involved. What exactly is upsetting you about it?
Summer: She fucked all my brothers!
Hill: But you already knew she was doing that beforehand, at least with Skyy, right? And didn't you say that Jade did the same last year? You're still friends with her.
Summer: Yeah, but Shay's different! And now I'll be related to her!
Hill: So? You keep fucking her no matter how much she annoys you. Something keeps drawing you back to her.
Summer: Yeahh. . . She's like . . . I dunno, an annoyingly perky puppy? Like a lot to deal with, but too cute to stay mad at?
Hill: Are you still mad then?
Summer: Well the thought of my brothers breeding still turns my stomach.
Hill: They're not monsters, Summer! And besides, if you want, you can be involved in the kid's life, be a good influence. And isn't Shay an elementary school teacher? She should know a thing or two about keeping a kid on the straight and narrow.
Summer: Nnn, yeah I guess so.
Summer: So why am I so bothered still?
Hill: Maybe you're upset about being left out?
Summer: Left out . . . of an orgy with my brothers??
Hill: You're an extremely sexual family, Summer. Sex is your main means of getting close to people; for them too, it sounds like. Since you've let them back into your life, it's natural to want to pursue your shared interests together. Obviously none of you actually want to fuck each other, but you can still want to be involved other ways. You've mentioned that you've had masturbation sessions with some of them, right? Is adding an outside person into the mix that different? So when they do it without you, it can hurt.
Summer blushes hard
Summer: So you think I should have an orgy with them?
Hill: No no! Just acknowledge the feeling!
