Hats: Okay, Brittketeers, you probably recall our ill-fated test run of the OuiFuck the other day. Well, I've gone over the footage, and as we all suspected, the source of our difficulty was a simple poor choice in judgment, picking Purple Pete here to be our first test-pilot. He was just too floppy to get in on his own! Sure, he did okay after I inserted him manually, but, dammit, this is the 21st century! Are we stuck in the age where we have to lend a hand to our remote controlled robotic penis machines? Not an age I'm willing to stay in, by Jove!