Hats: Previously, on Brittnie Fucks a Robot Arm: there was floppiness (flop penis!) Then there was underwhelming force. You asked yourselves, "Can Brittnie get it together? Will she debug her mechanical monster? Will the third time be the charm?"
Hats: Well, my pervy pals of the interwebs, I'm here to tell you, that without a doubt, the OuiFuck Mark III will indeed be The Charm! Behold! Motors 4 times as powerful as before! A prick with a hard-on so hard, I'm sure I wouldn't be able to tell it from the real thing, if I knew what the real thing was actually like! And last but not least, a sporty pink paint job! Actually, that probably is least. But no matter! Watch as I fuck myself six ways from Sunday, with no more than a flick of my wrist! Let's get to it!
She's in position, and she sends the dildo in on the first try. She ramps up the speed, and is soon fucking herself very fast.
Hats: Haha! See, what did I tell you? Oh yesh, that's it, right there, right there! Fuck! Uhhn! Fuck yes! Yes! Yes! I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, YES!
The dildo slips out.
Hats: NO! What the? Fuck! Get back in dammit!
She prods frantically, but her aim is off, and the dick rams into her butt.
Hats: Uhhhrrrgh! Fucking shit! Don't do this!
She makes a hard jab, the dick slams into her leg, and the whole thing falls apart.
Hats: Hey, what the hell? Nooo! You traitor machine! Nooooooooooo!
Hats: Well then. Fourth time's the charm, right?"
