Summer: Hey, are you guys watching porn?

Hats: Oh! Summer! Yeah, sorry, were we being too loud?

Summer: No, no, don't stop. I was just wondering, umm, could I watch with you?

Jake: What, really?

Summer: Yeah! Come on, I promise I'm old enough.

Hats: Um, you do know we're watching, well, gay porn, right? Gay male porn? As in, no women to be found anywhere within?

Summer: Yeah, knowing you two, I figured as much. 

Jake: And you still want to watch?

Summer: Yeah. Why not? I'm a big girl, I can handle it.

Hats: Well, we're both going to be jerking off. It doesn't seem like something that you'd be able to rub one out to.

Summer: Well, yeah, probably not, but who knows!? Even if it doesn't do anything for me, I'm still curious. See how the other side lives and whatnot. 

Jake: It won't be too weird for you, sitting here just watching while, uh, we're wanking?

Summer: No weirder than all the other weird shit you weirdos do! Come on! Bring on the cocks!

Hats: Okay, okay! But you have to get naked too. Rules for porn watching.

Summer: Woo hoo!