Lisa Spencer: Okay Ms. Winters, let's see if I've got this right.

Lisa: You're a lesbian, and a porn actress, and until last year, you'd never had sex with a man. Then you performed in a video titled "Million Dollar Porno", in which you were paid one million dollars to have sex with 3 men for the first time. You signed a contract with its production company, BroDawg Ltd, stating that you had never had sex with a man before, and that you never would again. You then used that million to start your own porn production company, Brittnieland Productions LLC. Recently, you filmed a scene for your company where you had sex with your sister-in-law, who is a transgender woman with a penis. Now BroDawg is suing you for breach of contract, citing the scene with your sister-in-law as being in direct violation of the contractual terms, for which you must pay the original one million dollars, plus damages resulting from revenue lost from your invalidation of the "Million Dollar Porno" video.

H: Yes, but I never fucked a man! She's a woman, both legally and by her own identification! And even if that weren't true, I never even touched her dick! Not even once! This whole thing is bullshit!

Lisa: All right, I'll represent you!

H: Really? Great!

Lisa: Yes! This is absolutely the most interesting case I've ever heard! This could well go down in legal history! We'll become world famous!!

H: Jeezus I hope not!