Lake: Heyyy Hats!
Hats: Heyyymm.
Lake: Uh, rough day?
Hats: Oh, you know, the usual fun when dealing with the legal system.
Lake: Yeah. So, speaking of . . . um, I'm . . .
Lake: really, really sorry about getting you sued!
Hats: What?
Lake: It's my fault. I should have known that there'd be consequences with skirting so close to your contract. I really blew it for you. I'm so sorry!
Hats: What!?! No! It wasn't your fault! It wasn't anyone's fault! Well, except for that litigious asshole! Definitely his fault. He was out to get me, and he found an excuse. But don't you worry, I'm fighting this all the way to the end, for me and for you! We're gonna strike such a blow for trans rights with this one, we're gonna wish we did it sooner!
Lake: Oh, jeez, that's . . . really nice to hear you say, Hats! Still, I'm sorry this turned out so shitty.
Hats: Eh, we'll win! This is just one of life's little speedbumps. Okay, maybe not so little, but still! Not gonna let it affect me more than it has to! In fact, we should keep fucking!
Lake: What, really?
Hats: Hell yeah! We're just two sexy ladies who love sex! Why shouldn't we fuck every which way we can!?
Lake: Well, I mean, the lawsuit is specifically about us . . .
Hats: Fuck them! We've already done what they're objecting to! What more can they do? Tack on another million dollars for each time we screw?
. . .
Hats: Actually, they probably would.
Lake: Yeah, that seems pretty certain.
Hats: Shit. Shit!!
