Dean: Dr. Winters! I'm happy to say the board has selected the replacement professor for Erotic Studies!
Tommy: Hello hello! Tom Goodlove, you can call me Tommy.
Hatsuki: Did you say "Goodlove"?
Tommy: Yep! Had it changed back in '79! Not as description of myself, but just to remind people of the most important thing in life! Good love, we all need it! I just try to spread it around as best I can!
Uhh, okay.
Tommy: Oh, don't worry! I heard what my predecessor did to get fired! I may be old, but I'm all about consent! I'm here to educate, help our students to understand themselves and the world better! The more everyone knows, the more good love there'll be in the world!
Hatsuki: Great, that's a welcome change!
Tommy: I want students to really learn in their own ways! I don't want to do anything as a teacher to unduly influence the natural progression of their course of thought. I provide the tools, and they make of them what they will!
Hatsuki: Sounds like a good approach to me!
Tommy: In fact, I'm a strong believer in self evaluation. How can I tell what a student's learned without actually knowing their mind? So until we invent machines that merge consciousnesses, I will assign no grades. My students grade themselves!
Hatsuki: Uhhhh, what?
Tommy: I always find that the more expanded a mind is, the more open it is. So while it's still legal, any student who wants to smoke a bowl and sit and talk about whatever is more than welcome at my office hours! Speaking of, I think it's about time for a toke. You wanna go deep on the curriculum, Professor?
Hatsuki: Oh fuck.
