Doctor: Okay Summer, I have your test results.

Summer: And?

Doctor: Well the good news is you're still in remission. No sign of any cancer.

Summer: Good news? That implies there's bad news too.

Doctor: Well I'm afraid you're underweight.

Summer: What? No I'm not! My BMI may be a little on the low end, but it's still healthy!

Doctor: And when you calculated that, did you subtract off the weight of your implants? 

Summer: Impl--. . . Oh . . . shit. 

Summer: But I feel fine! So I'm a little light! I'm still healthy!

Doctor: Maybe if you hadn't had cancer. But you went through some harsh chemo, and that can have lasting effects. 

Summer: But I specifically doubled my meals after I hit bottom! I was a damn skeleton, but I bounced back!

Doctor: Well it hasn't been enough. It can be especially hard to keep weight on afterwards, chemo is potent shit. 

Summer:All right, all right. What should I do?

Doctor: Well, this is the good part! Have a bacon cheeseburger! Fried chicken! Get the fattiest cut of steak you can find!

Summer: What? No! I'm vegetarian!

Doctor: Oh, really? 

Summer: Yes!! I'm not going to eat meat just because you think I should!

Doctor: Oh. Well, meat really is the fastest way. And the sooner you gain, say, 10 pounds, the better you'll feel. 

Summer: Well tough. We'll just have to find a vegetarian way.

Doctor: Okay, okay. How would you feel about drinking a few glasses of olive oil a day?

Summer: I think we're fucking done here.