Hats is getting coffee at work.
Goodlove: Morning Professor Winters! Ready for the new semester?
Hats: Not really.
Goodlove: You look a little worn down. I take it Winter Break wasn't very relaxing?
Hats: It had its moments, but no, it wasn't. Lawsuit bullshit just kept coming up. But I can't really talk, I didn't have any time to figure out any discussion topics for class this week, so I have to go put something together real quick before 8.
Goodlove: Well, hold up! I noticed how stressed you'd been last semester, so I thought maybe I'd pitch in over the break, and make you a bunch of lesson plans for this semester!
Hats: What, really?
Goodlove: Totally! We're in this together!
Hats: Wow, holy shit, you're a real life saver! Donnie never would have done that!
Hats gets to class
Hats: Morning class! Welcome to Representation and Diversity in Porn! Let's jump straight in to discussion! Today's topic is. . .
She looks at the lesson plan. All it says is "Butts".
Hats: Uhh . . .
She goes to the next one. All it says is "Boobs".
Hats: UHHHH . . .
The next 3 are "Dicks", "Clits", "Pubes".
Hats: I knew I should have read these before class.
