Hats: Welcome welcome, everyone, to day two of our non-stop fuck-a-thon! That's right, we're streaming out live, on a 96-hour sexy mission to raise half a million bucks! But Fuchsia, we're already subscribers to your site, you say, how can you ask for more? Good question! For the answer, let's ask Phthalo, our sexay accountant!
Lake: Well Fuchsia, our subscribers obviously get access to our amazing videos already, so we've upped the ante in a big way! We've got dozens of ways to contribute that everyone's going to want to get in on! Every time we hit $1000 raised, the largest contributor to that thousand will get to choose what happens next! We'll be your living Mad-Libs actors! Make Obsidia deep-throat a cucumber, make Blondie cum on his own face--whatever!
Hats: Subject to exceptions! See the official rules!
Hats: Plus, we're auctioning off memorabilia! Buy the panties right off our butts, or the dildos direct from our holes!
Hats: But first, we're going to be making some abstract art, using nothing but some paint and our bodies!
Summer, Jade, and Cate stand by behind, ready to start body painting.
Jade, Hats, and Summer are in the shower, attempting to scrub off the paint.
Hats: And let's not forget the extended sexy cleanup period when you discover that your cheap-ass bargain bin paints don't wash off! Fuck!
