Lake and Hats lounge on the couch in the evening.
Lake: Hey, uh, Hats . . . ?
Hats: Yeah?
Lake: Can I ask you a question?
Hats: Of course!
Lake: Uh, w . . .what's having a vagina like?
Hats: A vagina? Oh, uh, it's . . . fun? Feels good . . . slim profile . . . easy storage? Can keep you entertained for hours if you treat it right? Periods suck hard, but I still love her! Though I guess I don't really have anything to compare against. Why?
Lake: I've just been wondering lately if I should, well, get one?
Hats: Like bottom surgery?
Lake: Yeah. I don't know though! There are times when I really, really wish I had a vagina, and I mean I kinda have a love/hate relationship with my penis, but do I want a vagina bad enough to actually get it, uh, cut up? Any surgery is risky. Would it be worth it
Hats: That's a tough question.
Lake: Yeah.
Hats takes off her undies.
Hats: Well hey, why don't you play around with my vagina! I can sit on your lap and you can finger me as much as you want. It'll be as close as you can get to having one in the right spot without doing anything drastic!
Lake: But, what about your lawsuit? Aren't we supposed to . . . keep apart?
Hats: Ehh fuck that. The lawsuit isn't looking so great, probably end up losing anyways. And now we're stuck in here together for who knows how long, I haven't seen Summer in person in 10 days, can't go out to fuck anyone else, so I'm like super crazy horny! So fuck it, play with my pussy as much as you want! We're not gonna tell anyone!
Lake: O-okay!
Hats sits on Lake's lap.
Lake: Are you still playing Animal Crossing while I finger you?
Hats: Hey June hogged the Switch all day! I gotta find my fossils! I can multitask!
