Sums: So, what do you do for fun, Jade?

Jade: Uh, sex, doc! You know that!

Sums: You can't fuck all the time, Jade! What do you do when you've cum all you can cum for a day?

Jade: Hah! Uh, well, I can cum an awful lot! But yeah, I guess occasionally I do get cummed out. Usually that means it's time for bed, haha! 

Jade: But for reals? I've always been a fan of JRPGs. 

Sums: JRPGs?

Jade: That's, uh Japanese role-playing games. Like video games! Shit, shoulda started with that! Haha!

Sums: Oh yeah? Seems like somebody at my house is always playing some game or another. I've never really been into them though. Seems pretty frivolous.

Jade: Well depends on the game! You like movies, don't you?

Sums: Yeah.

Jade: Well a lot of games these days are basically just interactive movies!

Sums: Yeah?

Jade: In my opinion, they're even better than movies. A movie's over in just a couple hours, but a short game is like 20 hours! You really get to know the characters, and since it's interactive, you can even change how the story progresses! They can get really engrossing!

Sums: Wow. Can you show me?

Jade: Sure!

10 hours later

Sums: Tifa and Aerith totally hook up eventually, right?

Jade: Uhh, well, not exactly . . . 

Sums: Oh they're SO ending up together! I can tell! There's gotta be a way to make them kiss! Try the triangle button!