A title screen shows the front of an office door
Title: Spectratelier Studios presents
BLAXPLOITIA
A guy opens the door to the office.
Guy: Hey, are you that black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Jade: Nah, that's two doors down. I'm the black private chick that's sex machine to all the dicks.
Guy: Ah, I can dig it!
Jade punches Aliyah and her suit rips open, revealing her breasts!
Jade hides a dildo in stuffed animal.
A black strapon is held next to Jade's pussy.
Strapon wearer: Your pussy ain't so black.
Jade: Well yeah, it's mostly pink!
Jade punches a man, causing his pants to pop open, revealing his dick!
Xautika, wearing glasses with one blacked-out lens, cums on Jade's back.
Jade: Better be careful with that thing. Your cum starts showing up in photographs, people might get suspicious.
Xautika: My cum never appears in photographs!
Jade: Well it sure shows up on my back!
Jade comes up behind QT, with a giant cream pie.
Jade: Oh Meg! You haven't been creampied yet??
Jade: Dang girl, you opened that pussy up! You better be sure to close it on the way out!
QT: Close it yourself, shitty!
Jade has found a drug stash, and is squirting into a pill bottle.Jade: Now then Mr. King dope-pusher, you're gonna have a few irate customers pretty soon. Squirt instead of smack!
Jade punches Powah, causing her shirt to button closed, hiding her breasts!
Jade is on the ground, defeated...?
Cate: You're finished, Blaxploitia. No one can save you now.
Jade: Maybe not. But you should know, my name's not actually Blaxploitia.
Cate: No?
Jade: No. it's. . .
Jade becomes a vampire!
Jade: BlaxploitULA! Hssssssss!
Cate: Aiiiieeeee!
Summer and Jade are in Jade's bedroom, watching the Blaxploitia movie. "The End" appears on the TV.
Summer: Hah! Bravissimo, my dear! Though, when the heck did you have time to film that in this hell year??
Jade: It's mostly green screen! This sheet did double duty while you were off facetiming with Hats!
