Judge: Please be seated.
Hats: Where's the jury?
Lisa: Didn't I tell you? I got them to agree to a bench trial. The judge will be making the call all on his own.
Hats: Is that better?
Lisa: It seemed like the fewer people there were to convince with your story, the better.
Opposing Lawyer: Please tell the court your occupation.
Clerk: I'm the Greenbird county clerk.
Opposing Lawyer: I present exhibit B. Could you please describe this document?
Clerk: This is a birth certificate for June Akagawa.
Opposing Lawyer: Who is listed as the mother?
Clerk: Hat, uh Hatsuki? Akagawa.
Opposing Lawyer: Which, as we have established, was the defendant's name at the time. Who is listed as the father?
Clerk: That line is blank.
Opposing Lawyer: What does that signify?
Clerk: That the father is unknown.
Opposing Lawyer: Could it not also mean that the mother might be trying to conceal the father's identity?
Lisa: Objection! Calls for speculation!
Judge: Sustained.
Hats: Please tell me the DNA test results are in.
Lisa: I'm hitting refresh constantly. Nothing yet.
Hats: God dammit.
Lisa: You're going to have to testify, refute the story.
Hats: God dammit!