Summer: Wow, getting a little fuzzy downstairs here, Hats!

Hatsuki: Yeah, well between the stress of getting sued, planning out summer semester classes, and running a daily website, something had to fall off the list. Just be glad I'm still showering!

Summer: Heh, won't your fans protest though? I thought an unkempt bush was the cardinal sin of porn!

Hatsuki: Hey, diversity comes in all forms! Gender, race, hirsutism, our fans love it all! 

Summer: True, true. But they may not extend that level of acceptance to your ingrown hairs here! Want me to take care of them for you, since your so busy?

Hatsuki: Uh, I guess. Is it that bad?

Summer: Well one is looking a bit angry. Let me see what I can do. Hmm, it's kind of a big one . . .

Summer: Holy shit, it's like a yard long! 

Hatsuki: What the fuck!!?!??

Summer: There's still more! It's getting harder to pull out!

Hatsuki: Fucking shit!!!

Summer: Oh there it goes! Jeezus! No wonder it was so tough! You been fucking any clowns lately?

Hatsuki: Ha. Ha. Ha.