Summer: Looking for these?
Hats: Eh? Yeah. Something up? I'm late for work.
Summer: Not today, you're not!
Summer: Today is the start of the Spectratelier Road Trip!
Hats: The wha?
Summer: The kids are off at summer camp, your classes are covered, the rest of are on time off, and we're taking you on a stress relief tour!
Hats: Holy shit! But what about the website?
Cate: That's where the majority of the stress relief will come from! We'll be shooting scenes out in the glory of nature! We'll find every landmark Colorado has to offer and double the beauty by adding our awesome nakedness!
Hats: Okay, okay, that sounds kinda fun! Never had much chance to be naked in the great outdoors before! Although some might say "defile" instead of "double". Is this going to be legal?
Cate: Don't worry, we've got all the permits in place! Everything's taken care of!
Hats: Sweet! Let's fuckin' do this then!
Summer: We actually got permits to shoot porn in state parks?
Cate: Well, permits, entry fees--same thing really, right?
Summer: Uhhhhh . . .
