Hats, Lisa, BroDawg, his lawyer, and 2 other people are in a video conference.
Opposing Lawyer: Okay, we're all here, yes? Court reporter ready? Okay, let's get this deposition going!
Hats (text): This is such bullshit. How did they even find this guy??
Lisa (text): We'll get our chance to rebut. Don't worry.
Opposing Lawyer: Please state your name for the record.
Gil: Gil Johnson.
Lisa (text): Okay remember, just be quiet and let me do all the talking.
Opposing Lawyer: You are a transvestite?
Gil: I do crossdress occasionally.
Opposing Lawyer: But you consider yourself a man?
Gil: Yes.
Opposing Lawyer: Can you describe the events of July 21st, 2010?
Flashback
Gil: I was at a transvestite bar, dressed as a woman. The defendant was there. She struck up a conversation with me, and it quickly turned sexual. She wanted me to give her oral sex.
Gil: So we went out to the parking garage, but she couldn't wait to get somewhere private. She climbed on the hood of my car, pulled up her skirt, and insisted that I gave her oral sex right there. So I obliged her.
Opposing Lawyer: What happened next?
Gil: She climaxed, and I asked if she wanted to return the favor. She said yes, but when she removed my skirt and saw my penis, she was shocked. I told her I thought she knew I was a man, since we met in a transvestite bar.
Opposing Lawyer: So at that point, it was obvious that you were, in fact, a man.
Gil: Yes.
Opposing Lawyer: Thank you. Mr. Johnson. No further questions.
Opposing Lawyer: At this point, we submit that since the defendant knowingly had sex with this man, the contract she signed stating she had never had sex with a man before was invalid, and that she therefore acted in bad faith to defraud my client out of the contract payment.
Hats: Oh come on! This is such fucking bullshit!
Lisa: Hats, quiet!
