Jade: Heeey Sums, my shift's finally over, ready to g--oh! Is that a GBA?

Sums: Yup. Just arrived today. Ebay.

Jade: Oh shit! What are you playing?

Sums: FF6. 

Jade: Oh nice! That's a classic! 

Jade: Though I'm a little surprised. Wouldn't have thought it'd be quite your thing.

Sums: Well, watching you play games for the past few weeks has piqued my interest! But I don't think I'm quite up for the full 3D spectacle of something modern! Plus where else can you find a game so full of great women characters?

Jade: Oh yeah, hard to choose between Terra and Celes.

Sums: And Locke!

Jade: Locke? But he's a guy!

Sums: You kidding? She's clearly a lesboi!

Jade: Uhhh, but they refer to him as a "him" in-game.

Sums: Well of course. They couldn't sell a game full of lesbians in the 90s, so they changed the pronouns. But every playable character in the game was clearly intended to be a woman.

Jade: Every one? Even Edgar?

Sums: Please! Total femme! Long, luxurious hair? Delicate, pristine face? She's what clued me in in the first place!

Jade: Well what about Cyan? How do you explain that big honkin' mustache?!

Sums: Easy, Drag King. That's a theatric, Groucho-style greasepaint 'stache if ive ever seen

Jade: All right, what about Sabin? Think they really intended all those he-man muscles for a woman?

Sums: You kidding? "His" titties are bigger than mine! Look at that chest and tell me they could be anything else!

Jade: Oh dang! Now I can't unsee it!