Hats and Lake sit in front of a Zoom call with Summer, Jade, Cate, and Vikki online.
Hats: Okay! Welcome to the Spectratalier auditions! So just to be clear, we are looking for a new performer to join our team as a regular performer! We're talking full-time, inner circle here--we want someone who really brings a new energy to our group, and who can help us show the sex-starved stuck-at-home world out there that Spectratalier is where they should be getting their porn! So tell us why you want to be a part of this team, and what you'd like to do for us!
Mi-Sun: I've been a complete prude my whole life, but college has shown me that there's a whole wonderful world of sexual expression out there that I've been missing! So I want to make up for lost time!
Hats: Mi-Sun? Wait, aren't you in my Erotic Studies classes?
Mi-Sun: Yes! In fact, they're what really opened my eyes to the wonders of sex in the first place! I can't wait to see what all you'll teach this semester! Though the new prof has some . . . uh, odd ideas in that regard . . .
Hats: I'm really sorry, Mi-Sun, but I can't employ any of my current students! It's completely inappropriate for us to have that kind of relationship, either sexually or employment-wise!
Mi-Sun: Oh. Oh darn! I guess that makes sense.
Hats: Sorry! Maybe after you graduate, if you're still interested then!
Mi-Sun: Okay! I'll do my best to build up a resume!
Lia: Well after 3 years of your Erotic Studies classes, I've come to understand that ethical porn is a necessity in the world, and unfortunately also a bit of a rarity! So I want to do my part in making more of it!
Hats: Wait, you're still in my classes, aren't you?
Lia: Yes! All of them! In fact, I changed my major to Erotic Studies, so I'll be there next year too!
Hats: Aww geez . . .
Sarah: I'm totally down for anything, and I can fuck for days! I've done a gangbang or two--all done safely, I can assure you!--so I can really ramp up your content rate! Plus, I'm trans, so that's right in line with your queer image!
Hats: Okay, you're one of my students too, aren't you?
Sarah: Well I was! But I graduated in 2018! I've actually been doing some solo porn work since then, so I've got a bit of a following I can bring to the table too!
Hats: Oh, well okay. As long as you're not a current student . . .
Hats: . . . but what the heck is going on? You're seriously the third of my students to show up to the audition today!
Sarah: Oh, well Professor Layton emailed us all! Said it might be an interesting opportunity if we were interested!
Hats: Gahh! Layton! She should know better than that!
Don: Now I know I'm probably a bit older than you're used to, but if your classes have taught me anything, it's that diversity in porn is a good thing!
Hats: *siiiiighhh*
