Judge: All right everyone please rise. I am ready to render my verdict.

Judge: First off, I want to say that I have fully reviewed every piece of evidence presented, read and re-read the testimony transcripts, and carefully considered the concepts and legalities at stake. As such, I choose my words extremely carefully when I say the following:

Judge: This is the dumbest fucking lawsuit I've ever seen. It gives me heartburn to think that you assholes actually brought this to trial. This contract is totally unenforceable, and also extremely stupid.

Judge: I find in favor the defendant, Hatsuki Winters. The plaintiff is ordered to pay all damages, plus legal costs. This court is adjourned.

BroDawg's Father: WHAT??